Let's see - economy collapsing?  Check.
Unemployment going through the roof?  Check.
Pork-crammed spending bills stalling?  Check.

Sounds like a perfect time for a Capitol Hill visit from the less buff half of Brangelina.

You know, I've never in my life been more convinced that the country would be in just as capable hands if we picked our representatives at random out of the fucking phone book.

Oh, and of course Yahoo! and MSN cannot help but use this as a "Hey, look at this Shiny Thing^TM, America!  Over here!!  No, no - you don't need to watch your 401(k) melt-down in real time and your health insurance get taken over by the same people who brought you the Registry of Motor Vehicles.  Look!  Look!!  Beautiful people..." kinda moment.

But at least they've stopped kissing Zero's ass long enough to do at least that.

Oh Barack, you're soooooo cool...  No, I don't mind if you gack, mmmph, mmph (spit)...

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