Let's have them practice on you, Bill Maher.

Just when you think disgusting lib-pansy fucktard Bill Maher could not possibly plumb depths deeper than those he's already plumbed, he manages to double-down on disgraceful.

Great idea, Maher. I suggest they use every orifice in your body for practice, but that's honestly too good for you.

Just think of England and it will all be over in a couple of hours, asshole.

At a minimum, they'll probably manage to keep that perty-little-mouth of yours occupied long enough to contemplate what a worthless piece of cow shit you are.

H/T: Top Headlines @ AoSHQ, who credits AP.

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Reap... sow. Sow... reap.

Seems that some network-types are becoming increasingly irritated by the amount of national face time the would-be savior of the world is requesting.

You know what?  Too fucking bad, assholes.

You created this bastard.  You nursed him.  You protected him from any and all serious vetting of his micron-thick resume.

And now you're afraid you're going to lose a million or two because Teh One needs to have his messiah-sized ego stroked?

Eat it - now you get to kiss his ass like the rest of us have to, dipshits.

Other than that I really don't have any strong opinions on the subject.

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The Boston Globe: In the Zero tank.

Yeah, I bet this story would have been given front-page play if John McCain were sitting in the White House presently...

New figures being released today show the recession helped drive down global warming emissions from Northeast power plants last year to their lowest levels in at least nine years.

Sing it with me... "Al-ways look on the briiiight si-ide of life" (whistle...)

But Pravda on the Bay was quick to point-out that not everyone is happy...

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"Never waste a good crisis"

Time to play everyone's favorite game - try to think of what would be the media reaction if a Republican said...

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told an audience Friday "never waste a good crisis," and highlighted the opportunity of rebuilding economies in a greener, less energy-intensive way.

If fact, isn't this precisely the sort of language the paranoid left-moronosphere explicitly believed was being used on a daily basis by Chimpy and Darth Cheney?  And, what, no outrage over this from The Shrew?

Color me spectacularly unsurprised.
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Good to see Congress has its priorities straight.

Let's see - economy collapsing?  Check.
Unemployment going through the roof?  Check.
Pork-crammed spending bills stalling?  Check.

Sounds like a perfect time for a Capitol Hill visit from the less buff half of Brangelina.

You know, I've never in my life been more convinced that the country would be in just as capable hands if we picked our representatives at random out of the fucking phone book.
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You know, it's almost like they're rooting for this guy.

Behold - the objective, unbiased AP, the ultimate in "accountability journalism" during the evil BushCo era, playing Head Cheerleader to President Zero's Captain of the Football Team.

President Barack Obama, who often says his $787 billion economic stimulus package will save or create millions of jobs, can point to at least 25 jobs saved in Ohio's capital.

Wow - 25 jobs "saved" and it's a National. Fucking. Story.

How many did we actually lose yesterday during the ongoing Age of Plenty?  Oh, I know, the AP just isn't interested in that sort of negative news.

It upsets the unicorns.

I'm so glad to know that my federal income taxes are being used to pay for local police officers some 750 fucking miles, and at least 2-states, away.

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